fizzyginger: If Prince Charles’s ringtone isn’t I Just Can’t Wait to be King then what’s the point
fuckoff-mondays: When you listen to a song you used to listen to ages ago and you get that weird as fuck spine chilling feeling as you remember how your life was at that point in time
babyferaligator: haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch but mom Im homeschooled
drarna: instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack.
rnachamp: “YOU’RE A FAGGOT” yells a kid. “It takes one to know one” I reply thinking im clever. but i just called myself a faggot.
aye one time i owed the library like 400 dollas...
niggaimdeadass: it was the summer of 7th grade going to 8th a nigga was stressed and depressed walking home like “how the fuck did i manage to do this to myself” on the brink of tears everyday scared to tell my mom luckily they had this program “read away your fees” or some shit like that every half an hour you sat in the library and read it took 2 dollars off my niggas. my...
lilacid: niggaqueef: when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy
If you were to press your heart close up against somebody else’s heart...– Andrea Gibson (via perfect)
jaclcfrost: rivan-okurelin: jaclcfrost: jaclcfrost: a series of unfortunate events has a board game and a card game and all of the books have been translated into 41 languages but there’s still no movie for each book i guess you could refer to this as an unfortunate event you stop that i’m not going to stop so i guess that’ll make this a series of unfortunate events
when my bra matches my underwear i really feel like i have my life together
tino-oxenstierna: I LITERALLY DO NOT UNDERSTAND PEOPLE WHO DONT SAY THANK YOU TO PEOPLE WHO HOLD THE DOOR LIKE THAT PERSON WASTED A FEW SECONDS OF THEIR LIFE FOR YOU THAT THEY WIILL NEVER GET BACK THEY PROBABLY COULDVE DRANK A FEW MORE SIPS OF THEIR FAVORITE DRINK, READ A FEW MORE LINES OF THEIR FAVORITE BOOK, HAD A FEW MORE GOOD WORDS WITH THEIR BEST FRIEND AND THEY WASTED THOSE SECONDS ON YOU...
creamofneat: Someone shoot me in the face
64kbps: gamsee: what do you mean i cant name my son dorito because thats nacho son
fatwink: all i want is pizza and high self esteem
eleventhdoctor: i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information